1 Clove of tall, dark and handsome.
2 Scoops of lust.
A glance of a dream and 5 ounces of "pick me" dust.
1 picture of pain bred from the sorrows of disgust.
A dash of eyelash and a pinch of his musk.
3 Years wasted with a splash of a good nut.
1000 white lies and a pound of sex to makeup.
12 Reasons to leave.
1 last straw of given up.
Mix vigorously for 10 seconds and put 2 cubes of naive in a cup.
Pour as desired.
Makes 6 servings of mistrust.
And that ladies and gentleman, is how you make lemonade out of "what the fuck"
Written by Sabryia Reese